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A popular device for catching crabs.
OATS   England's horse-feed, America's breakfast and Scotland's table-d'hote.
OATH   A form of speech that has many trials in court, but is never tried in Sunday School.
OBESITY
obesity A surplus gone to waist.
OCEAN   An old toper who is always soaked, has many a hard night along the coast, floats many a schooner, lashes himself into a fury because so frequently crossed, and has his barks in every port. At sea, the king of the elements; on shore, a mere surf.
OLEOMARGARINE   The White Bread's Burden. From Eng. olio, a mixture, and Grk. margino, to be furious. A furious mixture.
OMNIBUS   A test for Patience, still popular in England. From Grk. oneiros, dream, and baino, to go or move. A dream of motion.
ONION   The all-round strength champion of the Vegetable Kingdom, garlic and cabbage being close rivals.
OPERA   A drama that has taken on airs and refuses to speak, yet always sings its own praises. GRAND OPERA   An excuse for displaying several boxes of jewelry and peaches with pedigrees.
OPINION   The prodigal son of Thought. PUBLIC OPINION   The world's champion pugilist, who has knocked out Law in many a hard fought bout.
OPIUM   The real author of "The Dream Book."
OPTIMISM   A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea-kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose.
ORCHARD   The small boy's Eden of today, in which the apple again occasions the fall.
OSTRICH   The largest and heaviest bird on earth, yet rated by his owners only as a featherweight.
OUTSKIRTS   The only garments which clothe many a metropolis with decency.
OVEN   The only sport who enjoys an equally hot time with or without the dough.