X RAYS
x rays Ten dollars from a friend.
YARN   An essential in fabrication--either woven or narrated. Mill yarns are highly colored; those spun at sea much more so.
YAWL   Either the shape of a boat or the sound of a cat, but never a cat-boat.
YAWNS   The air-breaks on a sleeper.
YEAR   A period originally including 365 days, now 325, since the other 40 are Lent.
YELLOW FEVER   A passion for reading the Hearst newspapers.
YOLK   The legacy of the hen and the burden of its lay.
YOKE   The inheritance of the hen-pecked and the burden of the married.
YULE-LOG   A Christmas protege of the grate, too young to smoke, too tough to burn and too green to warm up to anybody.
YOUTH   The dynamo that makes the world go round; a product of its own generation, with its wires carrying Power into the high places of Earth and with its currents of Thought short-circuited only by bigoted Old Age.
ZEALOT   One who loves morality so well he will commit crime to maintain it.
ZEBRA   The crook among horses, condemned to wear stripes for life.
ZERO   Originally, nothing; but now meaning a good deal on a thermometer or bank-draft, and comprising two-thirds of the 400.
ZIGZAG   The popular route after a heavy dinner. Old adage, "The longest way round is the drunkard's way home!"
ZOUAVE
zouave The original Mrs. Bloomer.