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[Sent to me by a friend in the Caribbean! No idea where he got it.]
HOW COLD IS IT?
| 60 |
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) |
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| 50 | Miami residents turn on the heat | ||
| 40 |
You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming |
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| 35 | Italian cars don't start | ||
| 32 | Water freezes | ||
| 30 |
You plan your vacation to Australia Minnesotans put on T-shirts Politicians begin to worry about the homeless British cars don't start Your boogers freeze |
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| 25 |
Boston water freezes Californians weep pitiably Minnesotans eat ice cream Canadians go swimming |
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| 20 |
You can hear your breath Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South |
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| 15 |
French cars don't start You plan a vacation in Mexico Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you |
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| 10 |
Too cold to ski You need jumper cables to get the car going |
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| 5 |
You plan your vacation in Houston American cars don't start |
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| 0 |
Alaskans put on T-shirts Too cold to skate |
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| -10 |
German cars don't start Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
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| -15 |
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist |
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| -20 |
Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless Minnesotans shovel snow off roof Japanese cars don't start |
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| -25 |
Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
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| -30 |
You plan a two week hot bath The Mighty Monongahela freezes Swedish cars don't start |
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| -40 |
Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South |
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| -50 |
Congressional hot air freeze Alaskans close the bathroom window |
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| -80 |
Hell freezes over Polar bears move south |