Uses For A Dead Apprentice
- NO! NO-No-No! Don't stomp on his head, I need the eyeballs!
- Spell components, get'cher spell components here, real cheap!
- Tell you what, O mighty demon Gzzrxfltyl, how do you feel about blood sacrifice?
- I always wanted to try necromancy...
- Magic Missile target practice
- Door stopper
- To go ahead first and kick the red dragon to make sure its dead.
- As a shield
- As cannon fodder ... wait a sec ! What's a "cannon" ??
- Hmm, now who can I test that new Delayed Blast Fireball spell on?
- How about the old "Official tester of that mysterious potion we found in
that evil wizrd's lab?" :)
- Conversational piece.
- Stuffing and mounting him as a warning to the NEXT apprentice.
- Prefabricated Flesh Golem (No Sewing Necessary)!
- Crash test dummy for the various Carpets and Brooms of Flying you invent.
- Improving your combat prowess through study of vital points.
>STAB!< "Speak With Dead!...Now, which hurt more, this one, or the last
one...?"
- Two Words...Magic Jar, Magic Jar, Magic Jar...
- A bookmark for the Codex of the Infinite Planes.
- Cast reduce and preserve, and make him into either a garden gnome, or one
of those annoying lawn jockeys.
- Cast Flesh to Stone, and freshen up that bare spot in the middle of your
fountain.
- Take him/her to the movies.
- Food for your familiar.
- A paperweight.
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