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Someone earlier suggested a striking similarity between Rush Limbaugh and television wrestlers. On my cable system, however, Rush occupies the slot next to Barney and, while channel surfing recently, I began to notice the similarity between the two. For comparison's sake:
| Barney | Rush | |
| Large clumsy animal? | YES | YES |
| Garish, tight- fitting clothes? | YES | YES |
| Oversized head and oversized rump? | YES | YES |
| Stupid, repetitious song that is repeated ad nauseam? | "I love you You love me..." |
"I hate Bill I hate Hillary" |
| Idiotic plastic grin no matter what he's saying? | YES | YES |
| Beloved by some but hated by others? | YES | YES |
| Appeals mostly to those of limited ability to think for themselves? | YES | YES |
| Makes more money than is warranted by talent? | YES | YES |
| Spawn of Satan? | Some say yes | Some say yes |
I think the evidence is clear!