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20 Ways To Annoy the Person in the Bathroom Next To You

  1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"

  2. Say, "Uh, oh, I knew I should'nt have put my lips on that."

  3. Cheer everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function sound.

  4. Say, "Gee, this water's cold."

  5. Drop a marble aand say, "Oh my! My glass eye!"

  6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

  7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe into the toliet bowl from 6 feet, and then sigh relaxingly.

  8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

  9. Say, "Humus, reminds me of humus."

  10. Fill up a large flask with Moutain dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! easy boy!"

  11. Say, "Interesting, more floaters then sinkers."

  12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall. Say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please."

  13. Say, "Come on Mr. Happy, don't fall asleep on me!"

  14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lenghty vomit sound while you squeeze the balloon and splatter corn cream around. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had fro breakfast.

  15. Say, "Boy, sure looks like a maggot."

  16. Say, "I knew that drain hole was too small. Now what am I going to do?"

  17. Make well known sounds with you butt cheeks.

  18. Before you unroll the toilet paper, conspicously lay down your "Cures to Diarrehea' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

  19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek a boo!"

  20. Drop a D-Cup bra under the stall wall, and say, "Born free!"


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