Dyslexics have more fnu.

Clones are people two.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Eschew obfuscation.

Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

My reality check just bounced.

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.