You Know You've Been in College Too Long When...
- You consider McDonald's "real food"
- You actually like doing laundry at home
- 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
- It starts getting late on the weeknights
- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
- You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
- You'd rather clean than study
- "Oh @$!* how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
- Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
- Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life
- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
- You know the pizza boy by name
- You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
- You live for getting mail (E-mail included)
- Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
- Prank phone calls become funny again
- It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
- World War III could take place and you'd be clueless
- You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
- Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
- Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
- You find out milk crates had so many uses
- Wal-mart is the coolest store
- The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
- You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long
Additions welcome. Please send additions to:
- johnsojh@jmu.edu "Jennifer Johnson"
- knoxal@jmu.edu "Anne Knox"
- inmanmm@jmu.edu "Melissa Inman"
- jamesjs@jmu.edu "Jaclyn James"
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