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Subject: Re: Commercial Endorsements I'd Like To See ...
Message-ID: <331@pfood.win.net>
From: apforz@pfood.win.net (Carl A Pforzheimer)
Date: Fri, 13 Jan 1995 12:02:15 GMT
Reply-To: apforz@pfood.win.net (Carl A Pforzheimer)
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Commercial Endorsements I'd Like To See...

Jack Nicholson for The Club
Richard Simmons for Del Monte Fruit Cocktail
Burt Reynolds/Wm. Shatner for DuPont Carpet
Charles Bronson for Oil of Olay
John Wayne Bobbit for Snap-On Tools
Lorena Bobbit for Ginsu Knives
Bobcat Goldwaite for 1st Alert Smoke Alarms
Jeff Foxworthy for Grey Poupon
Lassie for Arm & Hammer Carpet Cleaner
Robert Shapiro for Hair In A Can
O. J. Simpson for Brut ... or Pez
Ca. Gov. Pete Wilson for Visa Card
Dan Quayle for Hooked On "Foniks"
Bill Clinton for Bisquik Waffles
Donald Trump for Monopoly
George Foreman for Medic Alert
Dennis Miller for Classic Coke
Arsenio Hall for Speed Queen
Walt Chamberlain for Energizer Batteries
Al Cowlings for CarQuest
Ronald Reagan for Memorex


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