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From: johnmc@chrystal.com (John Mc)
Subject: Rebuttal to "if lawyers are disbarred" joke
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If a Laywer Can Be Disbarred...

Some friends and I were discussing, if a lawyer can be disbarred, doesn't it follow that a banker can be disinterested, and a blackjack dealer can be discarded? Continuing with that theme:

cabinet member
"Cannabis Club" owner
cashier
chemist
C.P.A.
cremated person
detective
dry cleaner
editor
electrician
geologist
glutten
Hamlet
hero
inventor
Iranian immigrant
jockey
lawyer
magician
map maker
Marine drill sarge
marriage counselor
mathematician
mathematician (2)
medium
meteorologist
mixologist
model
mountain climber
movie star
mugger
mute
nudist
nymphomaniac
Olympic skater
perfume maker
person cured of Tourette's Syndrome
Pete Rose
porn star
proctologist
professional mover
prospector
residential developer
rock musician
Rodney Dangerfield
saint
seamstress
singer
steel worker
Supreme Court Justice
thespian
union leader
virologist
warlock
whorehouse madam
disappointed
disjointed
distilled
dissolutioned
discounted
discerned
dissolved
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dispelled
discharged
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discouraged
disingenuous
dispersion
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distorted
disillusioned
disoriented
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disproven
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dispirited
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disbarred
disposed
disinclined
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dispersed
disallowed
discovered
disguised
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discussed
distributed
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distracted
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dispatched
discord
distempered
disrobed
displayed
dismembered
disinfected
disenchanted
dismissed

Thanks to Amazing Larry, Theresa E., Brad J., and Joyce T


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