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Collage 268                                  27 MAY 96

College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name: _____________________________

  1. What language is spoken in France?

  2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

  3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ___ (a) build a bridge
    ___ (b) sail the ocean
    ___ (c) lead an army or
    ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

  4. What religion is the Pope?
    ___ (a) Jewish
    ___ (b) Catholic
    ___ (c) Hindu
    ___ (d) Polish
    ___ (e) Agnostic
    (check only one)

  5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

  6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

  7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

  8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ___ (a) Westerners
    ___ (b) Southerners
    ___ (c) Northerners

  9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
    Bush: ____________________________________________
    Carter: __________________________________________
    Clinton: __________________________________________

  10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

  11. Where does rain come from?
    ___ (a) Macy's
    ___ (b) a 7-11
    ___ (c) Canada
    ___ (d) the sky

  12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    ___ (a) yes
    ___ (b) no

  13. What are coat hangers used for?

  14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

  15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

  16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

  17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    ___ (a) New York
    ___ (b) Florida
    ___ (c) Canada
    ___ (d) Wisconsin

  18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

  19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

  20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
    ___ (a) B.C.
    ___ (b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.


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