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Subject: Gang Math Test
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From: igordora@ritz.mordor.com (Igor Doran)
Date: Sat, 29 Oct 1994 12:12:28 GMT
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City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name:_____________________ Gang:________________________
- Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of
10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many
drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
- If Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to
Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is
the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
- Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each
trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can
pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
- Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more
profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
- Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100
for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's
will he have to steal to make $800?
- Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for
the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how
much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how
many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his
money?
- If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger
spray with 3 cans of paint?
- Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in
the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector
knocked up?
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