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From: wigham@moose.erie.net (Greg Wigham)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Psychiatric Hotline
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 96 20:47:43 GMT
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"Welcome To The Psychiatric Hotline"
- If you are obsessive-compulsive......
- please press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent......
- please ask someone to press 2.
- If you have multiple personalities......
- press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
- If you are paranoid-delusional......
- we know who you are and what you want.
- Just stay on the line while we trace the call.
- If you are schizophrenic......
- listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.
- If you are manic-depressive......
- it doesn't matter which number you press.
- No one will answer.
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