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| 10. | The stereo system will only be able to listen to Microsoft FM and play Microsoft cassettes. |
| 9. | Oil, gas, and temperature gauges replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light. |
| 8. | To turn on the air conditioner, you will have to shut down the car for two minutes and restart it. |
| 7. | Occasionally, your car will stop and fail to restart, and you'll have to reinstall the engine to get it going again. |
| 6. | When you call the service department, they will tell you it's not their fault and blame it on the company that made the tires. |
| 5. | Before the airbag deploys, it will ask "are you sure?" |
| 4. | To make right turns, you will have to upgrade to Microsoft SteeringWheel 2.0. |
| 3. | Apple will make a car that's faster, more reliable, and easier to drive, but it will only run on five percent of the roads. |
| 2. | If you can't afford to buy a new car, you can just borrow one from a friend and copy it. |
| and the Number 1 thing that will be different when Microsoft starts building cars..... | |
| If you are involved in a crash, you will have no idea why. |