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Subject: Ode to pork
Message-ID: <1993Feb24.152031@midwest.com>
From: phfyi@midwest.com
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1993 21:31:23 GMT
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Ode to Pork
Quoth the hater of all pork,
"What is this 'pon my fork?
Dost this mean to be a ham?
Lo, it is pork, not beef or lamb.
To throw it out I know I must,
'spite the pig that paid such cost.
Why must it face awful martyr,
To make ribs, chops, or pork tartar?
Nay but such cost is not it's worth,
Such vittles never shall give mirth.
Bring me chicken, turkey, cow,
I shall not eat this pork right now."
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