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Subject: Raise Grade Form
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From: cco.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Date: 15 Feb 1993 08:19:16 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
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Student Raise of Grade Form

Dear Professor:_________________________________________ Date:_______________

My grade in__________________________ should be raised from__________ to______ because:

  1. There must be a mistake somewhere.
  2. I was not well at the time of the examination.
  3. My mind always goes blank during an examination.
  4. This mark ruined my prospect of getting a scholarship.
  5. This is the only course in which I received a poor grade
  6. This mark greived my mother (or Father). whose pride I am.
  7. Conditons in the room were not conductive to concentration.
  8. The examination was unfair and unfairly distributed over the subject
  9. I have to work after school and nights; therefore I should be given a break.
  10. I am married; therefore, I should be given a break.
  11. I would have done much better if I had taken the examination give to one of the other sections.
  12. Several people around me copied from my paper during the examination yet they received higher marks than I did. Surely this is not fair.
  13. The reason I did not do better is because I am very honest. I do not wish to say anything against any other members of the class.
  14. I know many of the class members who do not work as hard as I do and who got a better grade. I am recognized among my classmates as a good student - you just ask any one of them.
  15. The question were ambiguous, and therefore, my answers should be graded according to the reasonable interpretations that I made of your questions.
  16. Many of the questions could not be answered with straight facts; they were matters of opinion. I do not believe I should be penalized just because my opinions differ from those of the instructor.
  17. I have studied this subject from the broad philosophical viewpoint and therefore, I was unable to answer your technical-based question
  18. I am philosophically oriented to the realm of ideas; I respond to the sweep and scope of great intelects. My work is beyond the interest in petty details and parrot-like memorizing of those who are merely students
  19. At the time of the exam, I was suffering from a severe case of cognitive dissonance and was incapable of coping with the stress of the hour.
  20. It is not a higher mark I seek; I care nothing about marks; I think marks are wicked and I dasapprove of them. However, this pernicious system of which I am a victim requires marks for achieving success and therefore, I seek a higher mark.
Signed_________________________________


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