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Subject: Raise Grade Form
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From: cco.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Date: 15 Feb 1993 08:19:16 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
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Student Raise of Grade Form
Dear Professor:_________________________________________ Date:_______________
My grade in__________________________ should be raised from__________
to______ because:
- There must be a mistake somewhere.
- I was not well at the time of the examination.
- My mind always goes blank during an examination.
- This mark ruined my prospect of getting a scholarship.
- This is the only course in which I received a poor grade
- This mark greived my mother (or Father). whose pride I am.
- Conditons in the room were not conductive to concentration.
- The examination was unfair and unfairly distributed over the subject
- I have to work after school and nights; therefore I should be given a break.
- I am married; therefore, I should be given a break.
- I would have done much better if I had taken the examination give to
one of the other sections.
- Several people around me copied from my paper during the examination
yet they received higher marks than I did. Surely this is not fair.
- The reason I did not do better is because I am very honest. I do not
wish to say anything against any other members of the class.
- I know many of the class members who do not work as hard as I do and
who got a better grade. I am recognized among my classmates as a good
student - you just ask any one of them.
- The question were ambiguous, and therefore, my answers should be
graded according to the reasonable interpretations that I made of your
questions.
- Many of the questions could not be answered with straight facts; they
were matters of opinion. I do not believe I should be penalized just
because my opinions differ from those of the instructor.
- I have studied this subject from the broad philosophical viewpoint
and therefore, I was unable to answer your technical-based question
- I am philosophically oriented to the realm of ideas; I respond to the
sweep and scope of great intelects. My work is beyond the interest in
petty details and parrot-like memorizing of those who are merely students
- At the time of the exam, I was suffering from a severe case of
cognitive dissonance and was incapable of coping with the stress of the
hour.
- It is not a higher mark I seek; I care nothing about marks; I think
marks are wicked and I dasapprove of them. However, this pernicious system
of which I am a victim requires marks for achieving success and therefore,
I seek a higher mark.
Signed_________________________________
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