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Subject: Top 10 Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles
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From: ameiss@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Alan R Meiss)
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 05:03:45 GMT
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Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles
by Alan Meiss, ameiss@gn.ecn.purdue.edu

10. Lorax II: Machine-gun Vengeance
9. Green Egg-Beaters and Tofu (Low Cholesterol Edition)
8. The Cat in the Hat in the Frat
7. Bartholomew Cubbins and the Above-ground Testing
6. Hops for Pops
5. The Cat in the Provocative Negligee
4. Horton Picks a Scab
3. The Grinch Who Shoplifted Arbor Day
2. Horton Finds Waldo and Tramples Him
1. Son of Sam I Am


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