Dear Mr. Nikpie,
        I am writing in response to your letter concerning the illegal sales of frog hairs from my basement apartment. There seems to have been a rather dreadful mix-up. When we spoke over the phone about your order, it was my understanding that you wanted 2500 arrow posion treefrog hairs. I did not realize that you said orange pine treefrog. I hope that the funeral for your wife and six children went okay. But they tasted good, didn't th... I am very sorry sir, I don't know what came over me. Anyway, Mrs. Dertug said okay to our plans so the pickled mexicans shouldn't give you any grief.