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Subject: In The Stock Market Today
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From: rolleston_c@ix.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 4 Jun 1995 14:42:59 GMT
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In the Stock Market Today...
Helium was up,
Feathers were down,
and paper was stationery.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Fluorescent tubes were down in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows were steered into a bull market.
Pencils were down a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators were up.
Escalators experienced a slight decline.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Pain relievers soared.
Diapers were unchanged.
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