12.	"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
11.	"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
10.	"So -- what are you wearing?"
9.	"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
8.	"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."
7.	"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
6.	"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
5.	"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
4.	"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
3.	"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
2.	"Hang on for a second... I'm not finished reading TrashLaughs."
	and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...
1.	"What's the 'Good Times Virus'... I've never heard of it before!"