Welcome to Alan's Original Humor Archive!
(This is a branch of
Alan's Web Page)
The growing collection of files here are my own creations, written
mostly over the past couple years and occasionally posted to
rec.humor. Enjoy them, and you're welcome to sign my
guestbook
or drop me some
mail.
All files are copyright 1995 by Alan Meiss. Please request the
author's permission before reprinting. Click
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- The Trailing Edge Catalog
- A catalog of products you definitely CAN live without.
- Road Construction
- Some thoughts on summer road construction.
- 50 Fun Things to Do in Class
- 50 fun things to do on the first day of class.
- 50 Fun Things for Professors
- 50 fun ways for demented professors to start their classes.
- Some Famous Last Words
- A few phrases that signal impending doom.
- Sizzling Movie Concepts
- Some truly innovative ideas for movie plots.
- Sofas of Death!
- 50 reasons why you shouldn't buy someone's used sofa.
- Some Top Ten lists:
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- Beat the Heat!
- Some lovely ways to enjoy the recent heat wave that'll leave
you feeling sticky all over.
- The Silly Party Platform
- Bold new ideas from the Silly Party!
- Bad Names
- What not to name your child.
- Campaign Platforms
- A piece of sarcastic commentary on the '92
election I recently rediscovered.
- Twisted Greeting Cards
- Putrid poetry to capture those special moments.
- 50 Fun Things To Do in a Mall
- Who says the mall has to be boring?
- Male Fashion Flowchart
- The step-by-step guide for males to selecting an outfit!
- 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet
- What NOT to do when posting to newsgroups.
- Pranks and Shenanigans
- The celebrated personal pranks collection.
- Eigenmann Hall
- Top Twelve reasons why *cough* Eigenmann Hall is *cough*
a swell *cough *cough* place to live *cough* *gasp* THUD.
- Seuss Titles
- Top Ten Dr. Seuss titles that didn't make it.
- annoying.txt
- The BIG List: How to be ANNOYING!
- Shift Key FAQ
- The Shift Key FAQ! You, too, can unleash the power of SHIFT!
- Uncle Al's Big Book of FUN
- Hey kids, it's Fun Ahoy with your Uncle Al!
- First Lines
- Rotten first lines for novels.
- BAD Jokes
- Some of the world's worst jokes. Abysmal.
- Winston Steele
- Winston Steele, Police Detective with Broccoli Stuck in his Nose
- Classified Ads
- Some highly unlikely classified ads.
- Kids' Cooking
- Perverse Guide to Little Kids' Cooking
- Duck Sauce
- A shocking expose of the making of duck sauce.
- The Elevator List
- The celebrated list of 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- Engagement
- An account of my engagement
- New Flags
- Some thoughts on the flags of emerging nations.
- An Odd Little Play
- A weird little play I wrote long ago.
- Jobhunting
- The Perverse Guide to Jobhunting!
- Lab Report
- World's Greatest Lab Report
- Letters
- Letters to the Editor
- MC Phive
- Really, *really* bad rap lyrics.
- Need More
- Things we need much more of.
- Perverse Computing
- The Perverse Guide to Computing.
- Profiles in Courage
- Profiles in Courage: the inspirational Daniel Miniscus Story
- Plad Dracul
- Plad Dracul, Incompetent Vampire
- Legend of the Porta-potty
- A (fictional) porta-potty shenanigan.
- Signature Files
- Some thoughts on signature files.
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