Take an entire box of spaghetti and/or elbow macaroni. Add to (clean) bucket of (clean) cold water. Let sit for two days. Drain, salt to taste, and consume. Makes its own sauce. Advanced cooks may choose to add chopped hot dog slices, cooked if company is coming.
Open jar of Tang. Pour in indeterminate amount of butterscotch syrup. Roll resulting compound into balls. Taste one and place remainder in jar. Store jar for eventual discovery.
Remove bowl from fridge at 5 am. Remove lid from bowl very, very slowly so noise will not awaken parental units. Consume contents. Replace lid and place in same location and orientation.
Allow preparation by appropriate parental unit. Grimace, squirm, and whine. Take single bite consisting only of crust. Hide under sofa for discovery during next year's Thanksgiving cleaning.
Obtain bug from outdoors. In event of rain, obtain bug from windowsill. Place in ice tray, add water, and freeze. Serve to friends.
Remove from basement freezer. Eat five peas. Run through house shrieking and throwing remainder at sibling(s).
Take single marshmallow. Heat in microwave until huge.