I don't say PLEASE,
I don't eat my PEAS!
I don't turn my head
when I cough and SNEEZE!
I'm phat on the street,
hangin' wit ma POSSE!
Got crud in ma teeth
cause I don't dental FLOSSIE!
I got no SKILLS!
Can't pay my BILLS!
I eat dead bugs
offa window SILLS!
Chillin'
Illin'
St. Ides I'm swillin'
Callin' 1-900
and my Mom they're billin'
I'm a phunky PHREAK,
onna rhymin' STREAK!
I do a little dance
cause I gotta take a LEAK!
I'm rollin wit ma G's,
in ma six-FO!
I'm outta DEPENDS
so we're headin to tha STO!
I ain't no HERO,
I divide by ZERO!
I run from trouble
like Emperor NERO!
I pump shots to ya DOME!
I stay at HOME!
My mommy tucks me in
and then I write a POEM!
>I wear Mickey SHADES!
I start CASCADES!
I like to play
with marital AIDS!
I'm an irritating PAIN,
Obnoxious and VAIN!
InSANE in the BRAIN
from too much RoGAINE!
I'm wicked and DOPE!
Blessed by da POPE!
I stand on tha corner
drinkin my SCOPE!
I don't go to PARTIES
Cause I gotta work at HARDEES!
I hide in the john
and I eat ma SMARTIES!
Infected with tha GROOVE,
I bust a MOVE!
I like fine art
so I toured the LOUVRE!
I smoked some HERBAL,
coughed up a FURBALL!
Where the sun don't shine
I stuck a GERBIL!
I'm puttin suckas DOWN
wit ma TEC!
I gotta pay CASH
cause I bounced a CHECK!
I kick it old SCHOOL!
I stutter and DROOL!
I'll come to ya house
and then I'll wiz in ya POOL!