Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles

by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu

  1. Lorax II: Machine-gun Vengeance
  2. Green Egg-Beaters and Tofu (Low Cholesterol Edition)
  3. The Cat in the Hat in the Frat
  4. Bartholomew Cubbins and the Above-ground Testing
  5. Hops for Pops
  6. The Cat in the Provocative Negligee
  7. Horton Picks a Scab
  8. The Grinch Who Shoplifted Arbor Day
  9. Horton Finds Waldo and Tramples Him
  10. Son of Sam I Am