Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness

by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu

  1. I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
  2. Quick! Hide the will!
  3. Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still kicking.
  4. Blink once for yes.
  5. What? Who's in the other bed? Actually, that's also you.
  6. Why does it say DROF on his head?
  7. Do you think he can hear us?
  8. I didn't even know one could bend that way, let alone both.
  9. I'm sorry, but we were only able to thaw your head.
  10. Hold still, we've almost pried its jaws open.